respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
adulting all over the place
is michelle obama real
*did she really just call me taylor smith? should I correct her? did anyone else hear that..? no..? just me..? Ok…*
your almost relevant favs
How the dinosaurs really died.