Valentines day will be CANCELLED Friday, February 14th, due to inclement weather and dangerous road conditions.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens. 1859.
Happy Birthday Charles Dickens! You would be 202 years old today, so it’s probably good that you’re dead.
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“These are the best years of your life!”
I love this.
This is what the Olympics are about.
its impossible to watch this and be sad
Bright Sun and Crescent Earth from the Space Station
Credit: STS-129 Crew, NASA
this is still one of my favorite photos of all time
I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER