sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
discovered this new indie underground artist called “beyonce” the other day
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
"shoes in spanish"
I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.
Fucking lost at it at Queefable!
Babies sneezing is the best thing
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.